Dear Kim,
Congrats on the marriage! We are so happy for.........wait.....what?
I thought I hit the jackpot on my wedding day when we hauled in $2K and a handful of crock pots.
But you raked $18 million?
Let's see.....72 days per marriage at $18 million a pop.
Hang on, I need to grab my scientific calculator.....
365 days/year divided by 72 days/per marriage = 5.06
5.06 marriages/year X $18 million/per = $91.08 million a year
$91.08 million/year = 2,459,459 crock pots
Anyone for some roast?
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