Want to be rich? I mean filthy freaking rich? Read slowly and carefully because contained herein are the ingredients to some nasty wealth......or maybe just nasty.
Lady Gaga.....really? That's what we consider entertainment nowadays? Fifty-years ago she probably would have been banned from the Circus, but in 2011 she attains world wide fame and fortune.
Lady Gaga.....really? That's what we consider entertainment nowadays? Fifty-years ago she probably would have been banned from the Circus, but in 2011 she attains world wide fame and fortune.
Disco sticks?
Apparently we don't care about talent in America, we only care about who can be THE FREAKIEST.
Dress up as a borderline naked robot mermaid and hang out in a bathtub signing a song that has nothing to do with near naked robot mermaids in bathtubs, and here come the Papa - Paparazzi!
I've got an even better idea; if you're average looking take all of the clothes you would wear on your body and wear them on your face instead. It will give off an eerily attractive mystique; but you can't wear panties on your head forever. One day the truth will wave its noble hand.
Or If you're female and don't want to do 'The Gaga' you can kiss other girls, like it, eat cherry chapstick and then tell the world about it. We love hearing that kind of stuff put too the SAME - DAG - GUM - BEAT.
So do it. Wrap those CEO dreams up in a nice white hanky and put them in that handy little pocket they provide on your robe. Instead, be as freaky as possible and go make some nasty robot mermaid cash.
So do it. Wrap those CEO dreams up in a nice white hanky and put them in that handy little pocket they provide on your robe. Instead, be as freaky as possible and go make some nasty robot mermaid cash.
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